DISCLAIMER: This really happened last week!
Sorry the picture is so bad, but I was driving, trying not to be too obvious, and this guy was for real - I had to try and capture something I haven't seen since 1998!
Picture this (it gets cooler every line):
Bleach bottle blonde hair color
Chil-bowl haircut parted down the middle, gelled down
Black button up shirt
Black wristband pulled up above watch line
Orange cell phone cover
Sunglasses with mirrored yellow- orange fade
Yellow Chevy Cavalier
I don't think I need to make any comments...this speaks for itself.